A night at the theater

Hey everyone, Happy Friday!!

I'm so excited for 2nite. I'm going out with my girls in the High Rollaz for a night of class, good taste, and art appreciation. First we going to Vanelli's up on Gloster street. Mr. C took me there once for a romantic night out because it's my favorite. I can't wait to sink my teeth into that triple cheese ravoili with extra shrimp and that strawberry cheesecake to finish! Y'all my mouth watering just thinking about it. N-E-Ways, me and the girls are first going to see that new movie Precious up at the Cinemark and then we going have ourselves a critic over nibbles and vino. I also have on the agenda for us to discuss Obama's healthy insurance option as well as that gossipping Alisha up at church. I'm excited because I been waiting for a chance to wear my new Melody jacket and pants that I bought at Ashro with a gift certificate last month. My girls are going to be so jealous! I have more curves than the lady up in this pitcher but see how cute it is for yourselfs:


I went up to Walgreens on my lunch break and bought two boxes of tissue to bring with me to that film because I know I going to cry myself a river during that poor girl story.

Ok y'all TTYL!
Rondell

Trying To Make A Connection

Y'all I am so fed up with them cellular services these days. I been trying to avoid getting one of them contacts with any company because you don't know what you signing up for in them fine prints and where they selling you privations to. First I was up on that Boost Mobile plan cause I seed that commercial with Kanye on the TVs. Y'all remember this:



Kanye I love you baby and I still feel for you poor mama, but that product you hocking is tore up!

So after the Boosts, I went over to Cricket cause that little animal seemed like he had some good advice for that little white puppet boy. Here they video:



But when I went to Chi-town my phone wouldn't work so I went into they store and that rude ass salesman told me I had to dial *79023#2938##***09&^! before leaving town to get it to work in other areas. What the hell that all about?!

So now I'm using that new simplified technology they got over at JitterBug cellulars. I mean, it's for old people mostly, but Rondell love efficiency and when people tell it how it is. Here they commercial:



With this new phone system I'ma need y'all numbers cause the ones in my old phone can't transfer over. So just email them to me in case I need to call y'all next time I need somebody to run some errands for me. TTYL!

Halloweentivities

Happy post-Halloween y'all! I hope everybody out there got theyselves a bunch of candy. It falling on a Saturday this year the good citisens of Tupelo was going all out with they parties and decoratives. You woulda thought Barack and Michelle was in town with all the activities going on. N-E-ways, Rondell got up at the crack of 11am to start getting together her Tina Turner Aunty Entity from Mad Max costume. Combing my wig, putting on that makeup, ironing the outfit, shaving my legs ... honey child I had to take me a snack and a nap every 30 minutes. Lots of work.

Well, 4pm rolled right by and Rondell heard something going on in the street. So I looked out that pitcher window and seed they childrens marching down the street in all they outfits. Y'all, with all the preperation-H that was going into my costume I done forget to buy the candy for the trick-or-treaters. Well pronto I got up on the phone to get a price check on some ring pops and such down at the local convenience center. They candy was going for 99 cent and up! That's highway robbery! I asked them what was on clearance and they said they didn't have no clearance.

Child, I slammed that phone down, and quick thinking, ran over to the cubbord and grabbed some that breakfast cereals. So when them children came to the door I tell them to hold out they hands and poured some Sugar Smacks into them. All with the acception of Lil' Junebug who I gave a quarter to cause she looking so cute in her Diamond Princess costume. Her mama done found a dance leotard down at the Goodwill and sparkled some glitter up on it. Adorable!

So Della's Hallo-Weave party was starting at 9pm, so I had Mr. C. pick me up at 8:30pm so we could get there in time to have first dibs on the snacks. I was mad as hell at Mr. C. becausing he wore his Kinko's work uniform as a costume! Lazy as hell, but all them ladies at the party knew Rondell had herself a fine man.

So around 10:30pm guess who walks in? That bitch Trina had the damn nerve to try and pull off showing up as Aunty Entity as well! She had been snooping up on my blog to see what I was gonna wear and thought she's show me up. Course where Rondell's outfit was taylored by a seamstressess, Trina's was made out of some cheap ass streamers and pipe cleaners. But still I was mad as hell! I went straight over to her and snatched that clown's wig straight off her head and threw it in the punch bowl! It took five men to keep us apart cause we was windmilling at each other with hurricane force! Somehow Mr. C. got me into the car and drove me straight home cause I was finna tear that place down! I've calmed down since, but Trina better keep on the other side of the street if I see her out in public anytime soon.

Well, y'all take it easy on that candy, or at least send some to Rondell! LOL!

A Pig In The Hand Is Worth Too Good Reward Money

Waddup everybody. Listen here: we on high alert down here in the Tupelo areas. Rondell was listening up to her scanner late last night and they was a helluva lotta Code 92s, Red 44s, 86-503s and wutnot but they was one about barbecue that perked up my ears. I couldn't figure out the details last night, but I found it on the front page of the paper this morning:

Memphis, TN - Police are looking for "The Pit and the Pigulum World Championship BBQ Team" trailer. Officers say it was stolen sometime between 5:30 p.m. Wednesday, October 28, 2009 and 8:00 a.m. Thursday, October 29, 2009. The trailer was parked outside Dobbs Ford at 7925 Highway 64. The distinctive, black 10-foot trailer is used for barbecue cooking competitions and has the team's logo and name painted in pink on the side. Police believe there is little doubt someone saw this trailer being pulled somewhere overnight.

Now Memphis is only like a stone's throw away from here, so them perps prolly could 100% be hiding out here in the Tupelo area. Rondell ain't taking no chances with the criminally insane, expecially when it comes to dealing with food, so I locked up my grill this morning before heading out to work.



I'd like to see them theefs try to crack through that ZORCK "Goldi-Locks" 82000 Supreme Exclusive Edition (Vintage) lock I put up on my grill.

Now look y'all, here's the deal: Crime Stoppers asking everybody to be on the watchdog for that trailer and Rondell got them up on speed dial at 528-CASH. Now if y'all see anything like this you need to contact Rondell immediately:



I'ma split that reward profit with y'all 95%/5% minus the service fees and concessions I need to levy up here on this reward. So get y'alls I-Spy binoclolars, invisible ink, and finger printing kits out, cause we be hot on the trail!

Pumpkin Patch Party!

Hey everyone,

I hope your getting excited for All Hallows Eve coming up this weekend. I'm just getting together the finishing touches for my Aunty Entity costume, I can't wait to show it off at that Hallo-Weave party! Last night me and lil' Junebug carved ourselves a pumpkin. I let her do most of it but Rondell put together the accessories to make our pumpkin look like a beautiful queen. Check it out y'all!

That lil' Junebug might grow up to be a famous artist someday, look out world!

TTYL,
Rondell

Hellll-o

Ooh y'all, Rondell been struggling ever since I got back from Chi-town. I been praying extra hard every day to that Lord Jesus Christ just to get me through til 5:00! I still haven't heard back from Corrisah weather or not she going to choose me as that Godmama but I'm pretty sure she's obligated to now since me and Mr. C graced her home with our visitation out of surprise and all. Maybe she was expecting a gift for that baby or something, I don't know.

But the real query is this: where all y'all go? Damn, does everyone need a prize or something to be reading my journal? Y'all been quiet as lil' mouses on Christmas morning out there this week. Someone out there give me some love so I can get through to the end of this day!

In the meantime, skssssst!

Rondell

Back to the ball and chain

Hey everyone, hope y'all had a good weekends. I'm mad as hell that mine is over already and I had to come back to work. First thing I walk through them doors my employer starts harrassing me about the time I gave myself off to go to Chicago. Ugh! It's a good thing I act grown and don't let triflin people get to me--Rondell too good for that!

N-E-Ways, I had a good time in that Windy City as always. Corrisah was too busy tending to that baby to cook and entertain for Rondell and Mr. C so we showed ourselves a good time downtown and had a cosmopolitain day in the big city! We ate some of that delishus deep fried pizza and took the elevator all the way to the top of that Sears Tower. I thought for a minute Mr. C was going to ask Rondell's hand in marriage at the top of that tower but it turned out he just was tying his shoelace.

I'm trying to keep my spirits up at the office and to forget about that phone ringing off the hook. It's a good thing my co worker Jinnah sent me this video to watch. That baby cute as hell, y'all! I wonder if he could teach Mr. C some moves, LOL!